R u da maybank2U holder ar???

I been asking my colleagues within the room... and guess what i found it so hard to get a maybank2u holder... I need to transfer money to my friend but i am so lazy to drop by Maybank ATM ... so i started to search for Maybank2U user through communicator...

MW: "BK, free?"
BK: "yea?"
MW: "are u maybank2u user?"
BK: "No... Thum is and ai lean is..."
MW: "errr..."
BK: "why?"
MW: "seldom ask them for flavor"
BK: "can ask Miss Ho... Flavor arrr???"
MW: "i need online transfer money...within maybank... then pay them cash"
BK: "Oh... i see... you can go maybank later during lunch mer.. i-avenue there only :P"
MW: "Yeah, but i am lazy mar..."

Viv start offer me to help me do ATM transfer later... but i still wanna try asking ...

MW: "hey, wanna ask anyone here have maybank2u?"
MC: "No, only CIMB"
Viv: "Yeah, but i didn't have password now, at home"
Malinna: "No wor, ask Jackie la..." [last time, Jackie help me transfer once]
HB no reply.. probably faited d...

MW: "wei"
PG: "ya"
MW: "u have maybank2u..."
PG: "no wor, why?"
MW: "Is okay, i need to transfer money"
PG: "hahaha, ok"

MW: "wei, u have maybank2u?"
HW: "boh wor, i only use rhb nia pai seh"
MW: "hahaha, is okie "
HW: "i think malinna has"
MW: "she don't have lar"
HW: "Oh..."

i started to have the feeling that need to go ATM at i-avenue liao ...
Uhmm, try few more...

MW: "hey... u have maybank2u?"
CM: "got, y ar"
MW: "Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, finally. Transfer money within maybank a/c got extra charges?" [i am so happy cos finally got maybank2u user]
CM: "err, i forgot la... may be 50 cent?"
MW: "hmmm.... let me ask my fren and see" [asking my friend... waiting for reply]
CM: "mr.leong said no charge"
MW: "Ohhh.... okie okie. Can you help me transfer money kar? i pay u cash, cos the receiver is in maybank. i am not maybank holder. if kenot later i ask Viv help me transfer through ATM... i am trying to ask around..."
CM: "i left 100++ nia ... hahaa.. how much u want to transfer?"
MW: "hahaha... i found u but u left 100++"
CM: "hahhaaa... pai seh pai seh"
MW: "i found maybank holder is so little in our room lar"
CM: "let me ask mr.leong" [cross buidling asking now]
MW: "i wanna transfer 332, if kenot, dont trouble him..."
CM: "wait ya .. he checking... wahaha...he also 100++... both of us also broke"
MW: "he also dont have... hehehe... thanks for checking with him ya"
CM: "pai seh... cant help u"
MW: "is okie ... ehehe ... i found another maybank user now :P"
CM: "wahaha... hopefully not broke like me :P"

Verbal conversation start as well....
MW: "SN, u maybank2u user ar?"
SN: "uhm hai wor"
MW: "Ok lar"

Start pinging people again ...
MW: "Ms Ho.. are u maybank2u user?"
ML: "ya"
MW: "ur a/c ada 332 or not..."
ML: "332 RM???"
MW: "Yeap"
ML: "Let me see, u mahu?"
MW: "i wanna transfer money... i pay u the cash else later i need to go ATM transfer"
ML: "ok, i check now, wats ur account number? Yes, i have" [finally, i manage to get someone, "=.="]
MW: "Good, wait ya name:XXX, Acc#:xxxxxxxxxx"
ML: "siapa ni"
MW: "My fren"
ML: "ok ok"
MW: "let me know when u done, i ask her check"
ML: "ok, done liao"
MW: "Thanks ~ "

Finally.... money transfered..